* Do not allow Colin to have coffee at desert time
* Children find cheap, gaudy dollar store underwear funny and will put it on their heads. Colin will laugh.
* Maybe the leaves are all red here because of limited variety or temperature or soil or light exposure. Orange exists in Barre and Williamstown. And its pretty.
* Don't rush a hen. Standing there watching her lay tends to make her nervous.
* Obama and Palin shouldn't be topics of conversation with evangelical friends, no matter how much you have in commmon.
* Don't scare the grandmas with blogs about choking babies.